2005-03-21, 10:08 a.m.
Morning coffee convo: “Terri Shiavo should have written it down. That is the crux of this situation. Write these things down. Her husband says, ‘Oh, she TOLD me she didn’t want to live like that.’ Well, Joe Blowjob TOLD me he wants me to run over him with a truck – that’s how he wants to die, as soon as possible. He didn’t write it down, but that’s what he told me, so hey, what can I do? I don't want to dishonor him.”
“I wouldn’t want to live like that."
“Well, I would. You fuckers better not ever pull out my feeding tube.”
“You want to live like that?”
“I want to hang around and be fed through a tube, yes. You never know, I might come back.”
“But we can’t afford to feed you. You eat too damn much.”
“I do not want to die of hunger and dehydration. But you would pull my tube, anyway?”
“Yes, because that’s how much I love you.”
“Not a whole damn lot, then.”
“You’re too expensive to feed.”
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