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You may have wondered
2005-11-11, 12:02 p.m.

You may have wondered where Poisonous Monkey Bowl came from. Monkey Bowl was a birthday gift from my dear brother. I opened the box, exclaimed “Oh!”, and called to thank him. My sister-in-law answered and said “I just want you to know, I had nothing to do with that.”

However, here is what my sister-in-law DOES have something to do with, and that is feeding their Chihuahua, Dina, Cheez Wiz directly from the can:


Doesn’t Dina look dignified? There is nothing more dignified than a neurotic Chihuahua with processed cheese food draped across her snout.


It just doesn’t get any better than this. This is the kind of white trash shenanigans we get up to on major holidays, when the Fritos run out and we’re still waiting for the turkey to fry up. I can’t wait for Christmas.

With that, I leave you all to your own devices for the weekend. And a buh-bye.

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