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2006-09-27 - I feel no older than 37.
2006-09-21 - Eel gristle.
2006-09-20 - Fish for crawdads, drink some cold beers.
2006-09-08 - Do you everóI mean, have you ever?
2006-08-29 - Help me out with my metaphor.
2006-08-18 - Iíd never leave you hanging, baby.
2006-08-16 - Nobody around here appreciates the subtleties.
2006-08-15 - I like HUUUUUGE tracts of land.
2006-08-14 - Not actual gay pictures.
2006-08-11 - I get nervous. Twitchy.
2006-08-07 - Flesh and blood and bone and paper.
2006-07-28 - Not a foot in the ass.
2006-07-25 - Will you still love me? Will ya? Huh?
2006-07-21 - Fun, meaty, worky stuff.
2006-07-19 - Refresh my bowels.
2006-07-18 - You cannot resist the fancy dancing.
2006-07-17 - BROWN THUNDER!
2006-07-14 - "Gets by with as little work as she can.Ē
2006-07-12 - Honking the horn and hooting out the window.
2006-07-11 - Completely shallow, shopping at Target.
2006-07-10 - Sometimes, inspiration strikes.
2006-07-06 - Tiny little baby scorpion.
2006-07-05 - Mopping and mopping and mopping.
2006-07-03 - Another one where I say FIRST.
2006-06-30 - I knew Nina was the mole.
2006-06-29 - That slippery slope of slackitude.
2006-06-28 - Iím pretty sure you donít have cancer.
2006-06-26 - Mmmmm. Honey.
2006-06-21 - Donít cry, pumpkins.
2006-06-20 - Have fun! Be good! Be nice to your horse!
2006-06-19 - Stopping short + not reaching ground = falling over.
2006-06-16 - Get to work entertaining me.
2006-06-16 - Get to work entertaining me.
2006-06-15 - Don't See This In A Theatre With Aussies!
2006-06-13 - Reaching surreptitiously for the hand sanitizer.
2006-06-12 - 233-page dog-eared paperback.
2006-06-09 - No, Amos! NO!
2006-06-08 - Shit stirring up and flinging around.
2006-06-05 - Donít invite Laura. Sheís weird.
2006-06-02 - A fresh vegetable and a new car.
2006-06-01 - Full of cat.
2006-05-31 - A swim is just as good as a shower.
2006-05-25 - Worlds collide.
2006-05-19 - A One Day of Health
2006-05-17 - Exact same little boat.
2006-05-16 - I was a karma-busting son-of-a-bitch.
2006-05-15 - Urnyrmhtt.
2006-05-10 - Shrinking Pus Eyeball.
2006-05-09 - Drinking like a woman.
2006-05-08 - ďQuit being so stupid.Ē
2006-05-05 - Iím beet.
2006-05-04 - Upward spiral DW.
2006-04-26 - I donít believe in soul mates, but I donít tell him that.
2006-04-25 - People, and dogs, and house payments.
2006-04-21 - Weíre pumping mud.
2006-04-20 - XXXtreme procrastination tendencies.
2006-04-19 - Taylor Hicks must be stopped.
2006-04-18 - Live each moment as if your ass is on fire
2006-04-14 - Dan Brownís immortal soul.
2006-04-13 - Donny Osmond thinks youíre cute.
2006-04-12 - He was a spider with a goal.
2006-04-11 - Delighted, yet guilty.
2006-04-10 - Iím observing these bipeds.
2006-04-07 - Ainít nobody but Jesus Christ perfect.
2006-04-06 - She was laughing her ass off at me.
2006-04-03 - There is no scintillation here, and for that I apologize.
2006-03-31 - Please, please like me.
2006-03-30 - I never even felt a thing.
2006-03-29 - Stanís minions, all of us.
2006-03-28 - Much nervous laughter ensues.
2006-03-27 - He was completely nonplussed.
2006-03-24 - Loose is my specialty
2006-03-22 - He felt it, and he made me feel it.
2006-03-21 - Letís not quibble over semantics.
2006-03-20 - Do I smell like Fritos to you?
2006-03-17 - Happy March, bitches.
2006-03-16 - Non-stop mutual appeasement.
2006-03-15 - CRAZY! CRA-HAY-HAYZY!
2006-03-14 - I came out ďGuinessĒ.
2006-03-13 - You guys are the best.
2006-03-10 - ALL I DO TO YOU IS TALK TALK.
2006-03-08 - One of those list thingies.
2006-03-07 - Raging misconceptions.
2006-03-06 - Now with more dog.
2006-03-03 - Now with more goat
2006-03-02 - A freaky convergence of events
2006-03-01 - Cocks, cockiness, cock, etc.
2006-02-28 - The Weekend Rundown
2006-02-24 - My poor sweet husband
2006-02-23 - BAD sex dreams
2006-02-22 - Where were we?
2006-02-21 - I SAID GOOD DAY!
2006-02-20 - My dearest friends. I'm SORRY!
2006-02-16 - I tell you wut.
2006-02-15 - I was digging around
2006-02-14 - Couplesí Free Skate
2006-02-13 - I donít have any good pictures
2006-02-10 - I did some damage
2006-02-09 - Do you want to join my club?
2006-02-08 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARY COLEMAN!
2006-02-07 - I had written an entry today
2006-02-03 - two stories that really go nowhere
2006-02-02 - I got propositioned at work
2006-02-01 - sometimes quickies are just the thing

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