Krissy - 2006-01-05 14:20:14
If you ever want a date I can order the Anniversary Special from Tony's and let you wipe my kid's butt. You know, if you ever want a date. To date me. To have a date. To go to a function with the possibility of necking and other illicit activities afterward. If you want a meal and a squeel. A pitch and a pinch. A movie and a... um... love smoothie. If you want. Just if you want.
MistressMary - 2006-01-06 05:59:17
Hee. You're too sex-aaaay. You're driving him cuh-raaaazy.
laura - 2006-01-06 09:49:43
Maybe I should fire him.
Lisa V - 2006-01-06 10:45:07
Tell him you aren't interested in a date, but you'll do him in the janitor's closet. Tell him to go in there and get primed and you will be in in a minute. Then lock him in there, go home and when you come back in the morning fire him.
laura - 2006-01-06 11:33:08
Lisa, "get primed" just made my stomach come up into my mouth. We shall never speak of it again.
Lucinda - 2006-01-06 12:28:00
Hilarious! I love your face- That's exactly the face I'd imagine you would give him. What the fuck is his problem? Couldn't you threaten him with some sort of sexual harrassment complaint?
laura - 2006-01-06 15:07:17
Lucinda, he is halfway joking, and he thinks he's funny. That's his problem. Oh my God! He's Steve Carell in The Office!

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