Miz S - 2006-01-31 15:46:41
Ok, here's why I don't want to go dancing with you: I am one of those horrible, shy, self-conscious people who CANNOT dance. Not just because I am shy and self-conscious, but because I don't understand how to move my body parts. So I would watch you having a blast, and I would just feel more self-conscious and shy. Or, maybe you would encourage me to drink too much and then I would try to dance and it would just be pathetic.
laura - 2006-01-31 15:54:50
Miz S: you know your last sentence there? That's the kind of dancing we all do. You would have fun, and if you didn't, we'd encourage you with spirit spankings.
Miz S - 2006-01-31 16:47:27
mmmmm...spirit spankings...
Jane - 2006-01-31 19:24:09
I am an awesome dancer, and I have no back whiskers. Miz S shall be my partner. AND...the key to good dancing, Miz S? Alcohol.
EB - 2006-02-01 08:14:03
Unfortunately, I did not inherit your mad daincing skillz, Laura. I'm so jealous. Fortunately, I did inherit your longish white face whiskerz. As far as I know, I've only had one before, and my eyebrow waxer in Austin found it on one visit. I've sometimes wondered how long it fluttered there on my face before it was discovered by her...
laura - 2006-02-01 08:50:07
The key to good dancing AND to being photographed wearing balloon hats is alcohol. And for the record, EB dances like a real person, but when she talks, she does lots of expressive Jazz Handz.

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