Jane - 2006-03-16 14:55:31
SPACEBALLS! I knew I liked you.
Miz S - 2006-03-16 16:26:39
What is a "wingman"?
laura - 2006-03-16 17:13:00
Miz S: the wingman is the invisible, hidden guy who is there to protect you from your date. Your wingman calls you on your cellphone during a date, so in case it's not going well, you can claim that you just got a call and you have to go. DW's out was going to be "well, I was supposed to go play pool tonight, so I'm going to have to get going. It was nice meeting you. I'll call you."

Instead, it went like this: "Yeah, she's really cool. OK, I'll see if she wants to go, too."

I've only ever actually used my mother as my wingman, and that was in high school, and I made her announce loudly in front of my date "REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO BE HOME BY 9:00."
Lisa V - 2006-03-16 22:24:45
My mom was my wingman too. Bert's famous pick-up line, "So you wanna hang out ?" Then he threw up on the side of my car. Yeah, he was drunk too. It must be the classy way to pick-up women, get wasted.
laura - 2006-03-17 09:31:43
Lisa V, that is a story that needs to be told. There's nothing classier than throwing up on or in somebody else's car.

Fun fact: both of my brothers have thrown up in various cars of mine.

Another one: in high school, my date stopped the car and I threw open the car door, leaned out, and threw up all over the door. Leaned out a little too far, I guess. Sorry, Tom. Sorry, Plymouth Satellite.

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