crazybaby45 - 2006-07-11 16:41:23
Aaaah you crack me up. Butt Buster, Buttskin, Buttpain! And about the granny undies and buttpain, I can totally relate...but for a totally diferent reason...pregnancy! Good luck with your butt pain!
Syllie - 2006-07-11 17:17:19
I love the inappropriate cards. As much of a freak he turned out to be in other areas, I loved it when my ex gave me flowers with a card reading "With Deepest Sympathy...for having me as a boyfriend and Denny's as your restroom." He had gotten to his house late and I'd been forced to go to a nearby Denny's to relieve my aching bladder.
Miz S - 2006-07-11 17:43:36
Hey, I don't like the sound of that whole butt bone thing. Dontcha think you might've broken it back there on the concrete porch and it healed wrong or something? Go to the doctor and have your butt bone reset. Also, what is wrong with full coverage panties, I ask you?? Thongs make ME cranky. They bother my ass.
sfk - 2006-07-11 19:19:39
What Miz S said. OW.
Suburban Turmoil - 2006-07-11 19:46:17
I've got the same buttbone problem, but I'VE HAD IT ALL MY LIFE. I had a gay male friend in college with the same buttbone problem and we decided we were throwbacks on the evolutionary scale, with the beginnings of a tail poking out. So, now you can tell people that, too.
Heather - 2006-07-11 22:55:44
I have tailbone problems too, but it started after I bruised it (if not possibly worse) after a horrible mountain bike riding episode. It sucks. But more to the matter, tell me you're not one of those thong wearing woment! Nooo! I need ammo against my husband to convince him they are god awful uncomfortable things I can not wear, nor should anyone else!
EB - 2006-07-12 10:40:55
I love your hot twin brother! You guys look just alike! I went to that site and uploaded a photo of TB and me from the ball. They think I look like Janet Leigh, and TB looks like -- get this -- STEVEN SEAGAL! Too funny!!
EB - 2006-07-12 10:45:36
Oh yes, and I have a buttbone prlbme as well. I hurt it in 8th grade when I went to flop down on my bed and instead flopped down onto the wooden bedpost that was flush with my mattress. It hurt for weeks to stand up and sit down, and I still feel a little twinge down there now and then. When I took that RunTex boot camp class two years ago and we had to do full-on sit-ups with a partner holding our ankles, I would actually bleed a little bit from my tailbone poking my skin. Owwie!
EB - 2006-07-12 10:46:38
prlbme = problem, by the way
laura - 2006-07-12 10:55:08
I have no doubt I permanently injured my tailbone, but HELL if I'm going to the doctor to have it reset. That's just asking for trouble.
christy - 2006-07-12 11:10:03
i can't stop giggling read your shallow post. especially the narrative about the bite me pic and your celeb twin. you are unquestionably gd funny.

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