Jules - 2006-07-12 18:30:38
Can you buy one with a fin, but not one of those go-faster fins on the back, but a nice shark's fin sticking up out of the top? Because that would be really... well, not cool, exactly, but it certainly would be something. And it would please your ravenous readers, to picture you whizzing down the road in a shark-helmet taking stealthy pictures of people with no pants.
Syllie - 2006-07-12 18:46:44
There was once a news story back in Iowa about a guy that wandered into a convenience store late at night wearing only a shirt and shoes. He insisted they couldn't throw him out because the sign said nothing about "No pants, no service." P.S. I am eating a bowl of cherries and some of them have two cherries attached to the same stem, like siamese twins. Except the double cherry looks like a very shapely butt.
Heather - 2006-07-12 19:07:23
You "crack" me up. But you know, my regular unsexy underwear don't shift around or grate on my butt cheeks. The only time that has happened is if they didn't fit right, and/or if my pants or shorts were too tight. All this talk of "fitting". Bah! Now my husband is encouraged that all I need is just the right fitting thong and I'll be encouraged. Bah some more!
EB - 2006-07-13 08:25:06
Yes, shark fin helmet. Go for it. This woman did:
Jane - 2006-07-13 12:04:13
Some people (I am not naming names)would love to be able to wear thongs but afflictions located in the anal area which preclude the wearing of said whorish underwear. I am just sayin.
Bebe - 2006-07-13 13:58:43
I remember two thong stories in particular when I wore them. (I have since found some "maidenform no show" panties that I like just fine, but after about 3 months or so I guess they seem to get stretched out and turn into little indians as they keep creeping up on me. Anyhoo, when my mom found them in the laundry (I was about 19 yrs old --20+ yrs ago) and she asked HOW could I WEAR those!? and I said, "If you take 8 inches of fabric and stick it up your butt crack because that's where my panties STAYED and then you took 1 inch of fabric and stuck it there, which do you think would be more comfortable?" (eyeroll from her) Then, when I got married and we didn't have a washer and dryer yet, I had taken our clothes to my in-laws to wash and she got home from work before me and started folding our clothes for us and when I walked in, and IN FRONT OF my father-in-law AND my brother-in-law, she holds them up and asks, "which is the front and which is the back?" AUGH! (eyeroll from me)
Lori - 2006-07-14 11:22:06
YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT WITH THE SKARPIANS. I am SKEEEEEEEERED of them. Ter. Rif. Fied. 'K, so stop or I will cry. *shudder* And I know the scorpions of which you speak, since I live about an hour and a half away from you and I FOUND ONE IN THE SINK THE OTHER NIGHT. Eeee! I drowned it in dishwashing liquid, squealing the whole time. Also, I don't wear thongs. I've spent most of my life trying to keep my underwear OUT of my ass crack.

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