Lisa V - 2006-09-08 13:40:06
Eyeballs for your staple remover? So sophmoric. Everyone knows that eyeballs only belong on the stapler. If anyone at work asks me what are you wearing? It means a) a kid has to be rescued from a tree/the river/the dumpser or b) they need something heavy and dirty moved. Education is nothing but glamour.
Kathy - 2006-09-08 15:22:16
One more reason for me to get a real job...Fun with office supplies!!!!
Lori - 2006-09-09 13:55:03
You? Are my hero. I once made eyeballs and a tongue for my base-station radio (walkie-talkie that doesn't walk anywhere) at work. It was magic, I tell you.
Nancy - 2006-09-10 00:25:16
eyeballs. I love it. I always call them thangs 'gaters enywho. I figger I needs ta make me some 'gator eyeballs. heehheeh
Summer Gale - 2006-09-11 07:36:49
That's hysterical! but you're right about some people not being OK to ask anything suggestive, especially if you tend to refer to them as creepy Mike.
Suburban TUrmoil - 2006-09-12 14:09:45
Seriously, you make work sound like this great party that I wasn't invited to.
EB - 2006-09-13 12:22:07
Okay, that sounds totally lame that I gave DW a ladder for Christmas. It's an awesome ladder! And you gave one to my hubby for the same Christmas, don't forget.
crazybaby45 - 2006-09-13 16:33:53
Ahhh, you crack my shit up as always!
Noxema - 2006-09-15 16:36:09
I have no friends and my husband's MindMail has failed to reach me several times this week. How will I find comfort unless you update?
Suzanne - 2006-09-19 18:06:35
I like to put little eyeballs on my fingertips and make the staple remover a little puppet.
sue smith - 2006-09-20 01:16:44
Please come back, you make me laugh out loud alot!

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