Don�t you wish you were my dog?
2005-11-09, 8:38 a.m.
Don�t you wish you were my dog? Because if you were, you (1) would have your own bedroom; (2) would not have had your owners kill you yet despite your TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, no good, very bad behavior; and (3) would spend your Sunday evenings like this:
Beans on the couch. Her rope toy is situated for maximum convenience.
When the couch is no longer any good, why not try the chair? Beans majored in couch-napping and chair-lounging in college.
Beansie�s room. My mom says we�re not fooling anyone � that�s no bedside table, it�s a dog crate.
Stairway to Heathen.
Lil Guy has a vocab test today, a big one. There were about a dozen words that he was having a little trouble with, so he studied them with DW last night, and I had him quiz me on them this morning in the car. I have found that that strategy works out pretty well. Anyway, one of his words is �wayward�, so I did like any good mother would do, and belted:
�Carry on my WAYWARD son!
There�ll be peace when you are done!
Lay your weary head to reh-eh-est.
Don�t you cry no more. NO!
(guitar solo)
::dow dow dow DOWWWWW::�
�MOM!�
�::dow dow dow DOW::�
�MOM!�
�::dow dow dow dow DOW DOW�DOW DOW::�
�MOM! MOOOOMMMM! It�s okay! I get it!�
�Will you sing that to yourself during your test?�
�YES. Please stop.�
You�re all welcome for the ear worm. NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
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